Whale Patrol

The game is rigged.
We brought receipts.

Whale Patrol watches your coins so you don't have to. Whales sell, move big money, or ape in — your phone buzzes. And before you buy anything new, Meme Minesweeper checks the coin for mines. Free.

Stop being the exit liquidity.
Start watching — $19/mo Sweep a coin free

No calls. No promises. Just what the whales are actually doing.

Three whales. Three meanings. Color does the talking.

The Veteran — the battle-scarred green whale
The Veteran
BUYING
Green means big money is moving in.
The Brawler — the red sell-signal whale
The Brawler
SELLING
Red means a whale is heading for the exit.
The Orca — black and white, the apex whale
The Orca
ALL OUT
Black-and-white means a whale is gone. All the way out. No color — that's the alarm.
A real Whale Patrol alert card: an Orca full-exit alert, $11,696 moved out of GOMO
EXAMPLE

A real alert card from the app. When the Orca shows up, a whale just left the coin completely.

Full wallet addresses are available in app.

Green buy alert card: a whale aped into HOOKED, $65,165
Red likely-sale alert card: a HOOKED whale likely sold $5,801
Orca full-exit alert card: a GOMO whale fully exited, $11,696

Real alert cards, straight from the app.Full wallet addresses are available in app.

Whale Patrol — the paid watchdog

Everybody's guessing. We're watching the wallets that know.

You don't have to watch the market. You just have to wait for the alert. Whale Patrol keeps eyes on the coins YOU hold and the coins on your list — around the clock — and buzzes you when the big money moves.

  • Whales selling out of your coin — you hear it from us, not from the chart afterward.
  • Whales aping in — big money arriving is news too.
  • Every alert leads with the money: how much moved, the whale's whole stack, and what slice of the coin that is. One glance tells the story.
  • Three whales, three meanings: green Veteran = buying. Red Brawler = selling. Black-and-white Orca = a whale is ALL the way out.
  • Radar: the smart-money wallets we track, all in one feed. When several of them pile into the same coin inside the same minute, that's a coordinated buy — and you see it.
  • Your lines, your rules: you set what counts as a whale (standard is a $50,000 position) and the smallest move worth a buzz (standard is $500).
  • Quiet by default: you pick what buzzes your phone. The rest waits silently in the app.

In a world where whales move in silence, somebody's listening.

Get Whale Patrol — $19/mo
Meme Minesweeper — the free checker

In a world of ten thousand coins a day, most of them are mines.

Sweep before you step.

Paste any Solana coin's contract address. Get one score out of 100 — and the full breakdown behind it. Every coin starts at 100. Then we subtract — for age, for risks, for red flags. A brand-new coin can't score above 88 until it's a week old. Nobody gets a perfect score just for showing up.

  • One paste. One score. No stepping blind.
  • The verdict glows: green = clean sweep, yellow = careful, red = mine. The mine stamps the dangerous ones; the gold flag marks the clean ones.
  • Score Trail: every sweep is saved with its date, so a coin can't quietly change its story later.
  • Real charts or no chart: we only ever show a coin's deepest real market. The wrong chart is worse than no chart.
  • Free: 2 sweeps a day, every day. Premium (in the bundle) sweeps without the cap.
87
OUT OF 100
CLEAN SWEEP
Every deduction shown, line by line. The gold flag marks the clean ones.
EXAMPLE
The Meme Minesweeper mine — black and gold, glowing green for a clean sweep
80+
CLEAN SWEEP
50–79
CAREFUL
UNDER 50
MINE

Red also means any danger flag at all — one red flag caps the score, no matter what the rest says.

Three steps. Then you can stop watching.

1

Add your coins

Paste your wallet and we watch everything in it — or add coins one by one. Read-only. We never touch your money and never ask for your keys.

2

We watch the whales

Every big wallet in your coins, around the clock, plus the smart-money Radar.

3

Your phone buzzes

Only when it matters — a whale selling, aping in, or a pack of them moving together. You decide what happens next. The decision stays yours.

Plain prices. No carnival math.

WHALE PATROL

$19/month
  • Whale alerts for your coins: sells, exits, ape-ins
  • Radar: smart-money wallets + coordinated buys
  • Your own whale line and alert size
  • Quiet-by-default push controls
  • Cancel anytime
BOTH TOOLS

THE BUNDLE

$24/month
  • Everything in Whale Patrol
  • Meme Minesweeper Premium: unlimited sweeps
  • Both tools, one bill — five bucks more than Patrol alone

Registration opens this week — follow @GetWhalePatrol for the drop.

Meme Minesweeper stays free either way: 2 sweeps a day.

"One alert pays for 200 years of subscription."

Questions a burned trader actually asks.

No.Nothing can, and anybody who tells you different is selling you something. These tools show you what's happening on-chain — whale moves and coin scores, with the numbers behind them. What you do with it is your call, and crypto can still hurt you.
The coins you hold and the coins you add. When a whale-sized wallet in one of them sells, moves big money out, or apes in, you get an alert with the amount, the whale's total stack, and the percentage of the coin it represents.
Never. Whale Patrol is read-only: you paste a public wallet address (safe to share — it's the "look, don't touch" kind). We hold no keys, take no custody, and can't move a cent of yours. We sell the brain, not the vault.
Meme Minesweeper checks a coin BEFORE you step on it — one score, every reason shown. Whale Patrol watches coins you already care about and buzzes you when whales move. One is the sweep. One is the patrol.
Solana meme coins — that's the minefield these tools were built for.
Yes. Monthly, cancel in a couple of taps, no lock-in, no guilt trip on the way out. The free Sweeper keeps working either way.
The founder

From the guy who built it

We provide the armor, so you never walk in blind.

I'm a trader. I got tired of being the exit liquidity — the last one holding the bag while the whales slipped out a door I never saw. I lost money like everybody. So I built the warning system I wished I'd had: one that watches the whales in your coins, checks a new coin before you step on it, and shows you the receipts behind every call it makes.

No calls. No promises. Just armor — and eyes.

— Founder, Whale Patrol

Launched October 13, 2026

NEXT OFF THE BENCH — WhaleBot

He watches everything so you don't have to. When something matters, he tells you — in plain words. Right now he's in training, in a lab that grades everything.